Sharon Clark
Nude

Sharon Clark is famous for her body. It took two photographers to capture it in all its naked splendor when she posed as Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for its August 1970 issue. Her spread was so appreciated by viewers that Sharon was given the honor of being named Playmate of the Year in 1971, making her the then oldest woman to ever have the honor bestowed upon her. She was working as a Bunny at the Playboy Club in St. Louis at the time, with aspirations of becoming an English teacher at a small university. Well, luckily for us the best-made plans of mice and Bunnies often go awry. The big-breasted blonde made a nude leap into movies with Lifeguard (1976), which also featured the nude debut of Anne Archer. A full thirteen years before the busty babes of Baywatch would bounce up and down the beach, Sharon showed up in the Sam Elliott flick about a man in his thirties rethinking his career path as a lifelong lifeguard. Sharon gets naked and hops in the shower, showing all three B’s before she attacks the perennial mustachioed cowboy in a flirty fake fight and just happens to land perfectly in cowgirl position. We’d grab those buoys and hold on for dear life! Sharon followed that up with appearances on Charlie’s Angels, an episode of CHiPs called “The Strippers” and movies like Lisa (1989), Beyond Suspicion (1993) and The Uninvited (1996) but never again gave us a tasty treat of teet via her Clark bars. Just think, there’s a parallel universe somewhere out there where Sharon is stuck teaching English. Lucky us to have ended up in the world where Miss Clark’s career was based off of sharin her body!